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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Anarchist leaders "the elders" have been causing cancer outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Norman Tebbit has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Causing cancer: The True Face Of Evil", Norman Tebbit says, "Ban this sick filth".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for anarchist leaders "the elders". After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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